HAPPY TURKEY IS A TRUE STORY. THE EVENT HAPPENED TO ME 3 YEARS AGO. I THOUGHT | WAS GOING TO HAVE A GREAT DAY. THE DAY WAS NOT TO BE AS GREAT AS I HAD HOPED IT MIGHT BE. I STILL DO NOT KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE TRIGGER WAS. I GOT SICK FAST. I COULD HEAR ALL THE PARTY GOERS LAUGHING AND SCREAMING AT ME. I THOUGHT IF I COULD GET A BOBBY PIN I WOULD BE ALRIGHT. I NEVER GOT ONE. I NEVER SAW ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE AGAIN. SOME OF THOSE "FRIENDS" LATER MADE A MOVIE MOCKING MY BREAKDOWN. I NEEDED TO MAKE A MOVIE OF MY OWN TO TELL THE REAL TRUTH. ALL I NEEDED WAS SOME TIME IN THE CHAMBER TO FEEL WELL AGAIN. I ALWAYS CARRY BOBBY PINS WITH ME NOW…JUST IN CASE.
